ANYWAY HE JUST sets down his pig (who immediately bounces off to claim the pillow as his new seat), sets down his cup, and makes a "turn around" sort of gesture with his newly freed hand.]
[if i was playing kaoru he would be dead in a hotass second BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT'S SOUJI, so tragically, Jae-ha will live to ho another day.
Instead, after Souji scoots over to sit behind him, he'll feel... hands on his shoulders! And then a strong-palmed kneading.
He's
going to get a shoulder massage.
On the plus side Souji is canonically extremely good at these which I also hate!! But here we are. I'm literally going to fight myself before you get a chance to.]
[DON'T SHOW WEAKNESS AROUND SOUJI, IT'S A DANGER.]
Ah, is that no good? I could use more pressure if you'd like.
[He's got a lot of arm strength for someone who's Literally Dying but he's also just as likely to try tickling Jae-ha to see if it gets an equally funny reaction, now.]
I can tell. I don't know how you manage to carry people and move so effortlessly when your shoulders are such a mess.
[A PUNK... But he'll start working those knots away with his thumbs and the heel of his palms, miraculously not trying to tickle his soul out of his body. Yet.]
well it's a little horrifying how jae-ha is actually going to just. melt into that? that's nice. that's actually really, really nice, given how stressed he's been]
[i can't believe how easy it would be for souji to murder jae-ha
He's actually pleased though?? His goal is to provide a distraction and some de-stressing, so Jae-ha relaxing is telling him his mission is going well, okay.]
Well, I guess dependable people will always be like that even if their backs are twisted into knots.
[A little, light laugh. He's used to dealing with that sort... It's why he's so dang good at shoulder and back rubs in the first place.]
You know... I have a really hard time picturing Sousei-san sitting still long enough for anything, but especially anything that might be relaxing. [He may, in fact, be allergic to relaxation??] Still, for a prize like that, I suppose I'll have to try.
[Honestly
he just wants to see if he can actually talk Sousei into it...]
[The first part just has him laughing in a knowing way BUT THEN SUDDENLY IT GETS CUTE
HOW DARE YOU]
It's nice, isn't it? It makes you feel like you've really done something well. [But he doesn't want Jae-ha to have to linger on the dead when he's trying to provide a pleasant distraction, so--]
Just tell him that there might be something that he can't do, and then watch him do it, and he'll naturally make that face. It's infuriating and devastatingly handsome.
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Jae-ha gives him a Look at that but otherwise accepts the invitation and joins him on the bed.]
Oh? And what do you have in mind?
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ANYWAY HE JUST sets down his pig (who immediately bounces off to claim the pillow as his new seat), sets down his cup, and makes a "turn around" sort of gesture with his newly freed hand.]
Face the door, if you'd please.
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But.
Jae-ha will do as asked?
I hate that he's so obedient
please stab him in the back literally]
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Instead, after Souji scoots over to sit behind him, he'll feel... hands on his shoulders! And then a strong-palmed kneading.
He's
going to get a shoulder massage.
On the plus side Souji is canonically extremely good at these which I also hate!! But here we are. I'm literally going to fight myself before you get a chance to.]
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... Oh?
[this is going to be weirdly awkward for a second because
jae-ha has
probably never really gotten a probably massage before? he might squirm for a second]
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Ah, is that no good? I could use more pressure if you'd like.
[He's got a lot of arm strength for someone who's Literally Dying but he's also just as likely to try tickling Jae-ha to see if it gets an equally funny reaction, now.]
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[it's actually fine.
he's just. caught off-guard.]
.... I just can't say I remember the last time I had one of these.
[he probably has so many damn knots. he's stressed and exhausted constantly]
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[A PUNK... But he'll start working those knots away with his thumbs and the heel of his palms, miraculously not trying to tickle his soul out of his body. Yet.]
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well it's a little horrifying how jae-ha is actually going to just. melt into that? that's nice. that's actually really, really nice, given how stressed he's been]
Mmmmmm well -
[is this what being pampered feels like.......]
I do what needs to be done....? ♥
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He's actually pleased though?? His goal is to provide a distraction and some de-stressing, so Jae-ha relaxing is telling him his mission is going well, okay.]
Well, I guess dependable people will always be like that even if their backs are twisted into knots.
[A little, light laugh. He's used to dealing with that sort... It's why he's so dang good at shoulder and back rubs in the first place.]
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If you can convince Sousei to sit still long enough for this, I'd kiss you.
[he'd also
kiss him anyway
but it's the first thing out of his mouth so]
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You know... I have a really hard time picturing Sousei-san sitting still long enough for anything, but especially anything that might be relaxing. [He may, in fact, be allergic to relaxation??] Still, for a prize like that, I suppose I'll have to try.
[Honestly
he just wants to see if he can actually talk Sousei into it...]
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[jae-ha
this is your partner]
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[HIS TYPE IS VERY QUESTIONABLE.]
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... well you're not wrong. They seem like the type that are harder to get. It sort of makes you want to chase after them all the more, doesn't it?
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[why
why do their bad tastes align]
It's also much more satisfying when you can get them to smile.
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[souji is
too pure]
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[He's a pure and good soul but he's also a little shit.]
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[what was he going to say]
.... but you're not wrong. The Captain's smiles were always hard-earned, but more than worth it.
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HOW DARE YOU]
It's nice, isn't it? It makes you feel like you've really done something well. [But he doesn't want Jae-ha to have to linger on the dead when he's trying to provide a pleasant distraction, so--]
Have you seen Sousei-san smile yet?
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I have! He has a nice one.
There's normally some cockiness or smugness clouding it though.
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[Because he somehow... hasn't managed to see the smug and cocky side of Sousei in private...... Probably because he's an earnest soul and not Jae-ha.]
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[bad taste]
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[i hate this BUT SO DOES SOUJI.]
Come get me the next time he makes a face like that. I want to see it, too!
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[this is like
the worst thread]
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