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jae "lightly roasted dragon slut" ha ([personal profile] alttitude) wrote2018-06-12 01:03 pm

[ the three slutketeers ]

makes a catch-all will we use this more than once god i hope so

concasse: (worried↠ wtf that's dumb ur dumb)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-20 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Through all this tug-o-war between the two men, Sanji seems to have... mentally caught up to all this actually entails, and glances over his shoulder at the dragon.]

Oi, wait, why do I need Jae-ha for this?

[Assume his words are slurred bc the player is lazy. Also, tugging at Zelos' arm -- not to escape, HE HAS A QUESTION.]

Why do I need Jae-ha for this?

[Guy Zelos, explain.]
holybind: (3)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-20 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, because you can't launch yourself into the air the way he can?

[ Anyway Zelos is already leading them back outside, thanks. ]

C'mon, no shame in accepting a little help if you're going to get a chance to see space, right? I think that's worth having your ego knocked down a peg.
concasse: (huh↠ interesting development)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-20 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Tch! 'Course I can fly.

[...]

Well maybe not anymore, but...

[Staring accusingly at his feet. This is literally the worst. HEAD SWIVELING TO JAE-HA, though Sanji continues to follow the leader here.]

Jae-Ha, how high we going? Bet I can beat your record.

[SANJI YOU CAN'T FLY RIGHT NOW]
holybind: (62)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-21 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
You heard the man, Jae-ha.

[ Zelos grins up at the night sky, not out of any romantic appreciation for how pretty it is. But rather, because he's excited to see how horribly this ends for Sanji. ]

You gonna' back down from a challenge like that, oh mighty Green Dragon?
concasse: (smile↠ even if we die)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-21 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[So you know how Zelos had his arm cheerfully locked with Sanji's?

Well.

Sanji's suddenly snaps around his wrist with the grip of iron.

Smiling at him.]


Oh.

Of course he's coming.
holybind: (12)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-21 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh,

fuck.


Zelos tries to saw his arm out of Sanji's grip with? His other arm. ]


Yeah, no— I'm good. I'm fine to just watch and marvel at you two jerks from down here.

[ Trying to flat out yank himself out of Sanji's grip now bye ]
concasse: (huh↠ interesting development)

I'm breaking tag order just for this

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-21 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[With all that struggling, it sure would be a shame if Sanji just

dropped

right

on top of him.

Did he do it himself? Did Zelos accidentally yank Sanji forward? No one knows, it's a mystery, but there are sure two bodies on the floor with one auspiciously placed on top of the other.

What a shame, Zelos can't escape now.]


Wow you're almost as tall as me.

[HE SAYS WHILE DRAPED OVER HIS ROOMMATE]
holybind: (44)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-21 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE HELL—!!

[ ZELOS IS LITERALLY JUST SQUIRMING AND TRYING TO CRAWL OUT FROM UNDER SANJI ]

You're taller by a centimeter at most, bastard!
concasse: (huff↠ god you're exhausting)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-21 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Tch, you're lucky we both want to the same thing right now...

[Dear seas, but this guy is like a worm. It takes a moment for Sanji to work an arm around him?

... Listen, Jae-Ha said hold on tight; he's fulfilling a request]
holybind: (12)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-22 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Zelos is literally shoving away Sanji's face, fuck off! ]

I swear, if you bastards don't let me go this isn't going to end well for either of you.

[ He looks at Jae-ha, all while fighting Sanji's grip ]

This isn't funny!
concasse: (wut ↠ mmmmBOY)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-23 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay so this was fine so long as Zelos was the only one suffering.

Then Jae-Ha is just casually picking them both up and shooting into the sky like a fuckin rocket and giggling like a madman]


I-I WASN'T READY!!

[Clinging onto Zelos for a new reason?! They are actually going to die!]
holybind: (83)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-23 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ hey so Zelos Wilder has had a lot of bad experiences in his life: being dehumanized, his dad committing suicide, his mom dying in front of him, his best friend not trusting him!

but this?

yeah it's definitely top 10.

I wish I could write a proper tag but Zelos is just

screaming ]
concasse: (grin↠ I use crest whitening)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-23 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Honestly the worst part of all this, once Sanji gets his screaming out of the way and damn near suffocates Zelos a second time (he's actually sorry about it this time, look he's loosening his grip a tiny bit)

he looks around him and it's

actually

beautiful]


-- Oi, Zelos, look!

[They can see the stars blazing across the sky this close]
holybind: (12)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-23 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ To his credit Zelos does open his eyes.

However, between the altitude and Sanji's vice grip he can barely breath let alone speak.

So it's just,

a lot of squirming

and opening his mouth like a fish only for no words to come out. ]
concasse: (ugh ↠ ya'll need jesus)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-23 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[I have "Whole New World" stuck in my head and I just need someone else to suffer with me.

Also.

Sanji is definitely noticing that their ascent is slowing, meaning that--]


O-oi...

How are we getting down?
holybind: (11)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-23 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Zelos finally finds his lungs again for this moment— ]

How the hell do you THINK, asshole?!

[ He feels his heart plummet as they begin to lose altitude, but that doesn't stop him from reaching over and pulling on Sanji's hair. ]

I'm going to KILL both of you bastards the moment my feet are on the ground.