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jae "lightly roasted dragon slut" ha ([personal profile] alttitude) wrote2018-06-12 01:03 pm

[ the three slutketeers ]

makes a catch-all will we use this more than once god i hope so

holybind: (12)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-21 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh,

fuck.


Zelos tries to saw his arm out of Sanji's grip with? His other arm. ]


Yeah, no— I'm good. I'm fine to just watch and marvel at you two jerks from down here.

[ Trying to flat out yank himself out of Sanji's grip now bye ]
concasse: (huh↠ interesting development)

I'm breaking tag order just for this

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-21 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[With all that struggling, it sure would be a shame if Sanji just

dropped

right

on top of him.

Did he do it himself? Did Zelos accidentally yank Sanji forward? No one knows, it's a mystery, but there are sure two bodies on the floor with one auspiciously placed on top of the other.

What a shame, Zelos can't escape now.]


Wow you're almost as tall as me.

[HE SAYS WHILE DRAPED OVER HIS ROOMMATE]
holybind: (44)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-21 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE HELL—!!

[ ZELOS IS LITERALLY JUST SQUIRMING AND TRYING TO CRAWL OUT FROM UNDER SANJI ]

You're taller by a centimeter at most, bastard!
concasse: (huff↠ god you're exhausting)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-21 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Tch, you're lucky we both want to the same thing right now...

[Dear seas, but this guy is like a worm. It takes a moment for Sanji to work an arm around him?

... Listen, Jae-Ha said hold on tight; he's fulfilling a request]
holybind: (12)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-22 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Zelos is literally shoving away Sanji's face, fuck off! ]

I swear, if you bastards don't let me go this isn't going to end well for either of you.

[ He looks at Jae-ha, all while fighting Sanji's grip ]

This isn't funny!
concasse: (wut ↠ mmmmBOY)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-23 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay so this was fine so long as Zelos was the only one suffering.

Then Jae-Ha is just casually picking them both up and shooting into the sky like a fuckin rocket and giggling like a madman]


I-I WASN'T READY!!

[Clinging onto Zelos for a new reason?! They are actually going to die!]
holybind: (83)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-23 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ hey so Zelos Wilder has had a lot of bad experiences in his life: being dehumanized, his dad committing suicide, his mom dying in front of him, his best friend not trusting him!

but this?

yeah it's definitely top 10.

I wish I could write a proper tag but Zelos is just

screaming ]
concasse: (grin↠ I use crest whitening)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-23 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Honestly the worst part of all this, once Sanji gets his screaming out of the way and damn near suffocates Zelos a second time (he's actually sorry about it this time, look he's loosening his grip a tiny bit)

he looks around him and it's

actually

beautiful]


-- Oi, Zelos, look!

[They can see the stars blazing across the sky this close]
holybind: (12)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-23 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ To his credit Zelos does open his eyes.

However, between the altitude and Sanji's vice grip he can barely breath let alone speak.

So it's just,

a lot of squirming

and opening his mouth like a fish only for no words to come out. ]
concasse: (ugh ↠ ya'll need jesus)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-23 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[I have "Whole New World" stuck in my head and I just need someone else to suffer with me.

Also.

Sanji is definitely noticing that their ascent is slowing, meaning that--]


O-oi...

How are we getting down?
holybind: (11)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-23 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Zelos finally finds his lungs again for this moment— ]

How the hell do you THINK, asshole?!

[ He feels his heart plummet as they begin to lose altitude, but that doesn't stop him from reaching over and pulling on Sanji's hair. ]

I'm going to KILL both of you bastards the moment my feet are on the ground.