But he's going to ignore Sanji's request and instead take the wine glasses now that Sanji's gotten ahold of the bottle, bringing them over to the table with a hum.]
Nope! Let's eat all together - I can't very well satisfy my curiosity with only one half of the question, can I? We'll take care of the glass later.
[THEY SHOULD EAT WHILE IT'S HOT
but then he's joining zelos at the table]
Oh? It suits your tastes? Do any of your adoring fans ever cook for you?
[One would expect Sanji to take Jae-Ha's head for disobeying a direct order, but at most he scowls, shoots the green dragon a look and keeps his mouth shut.
He'll also make his way back to the table. Slowly, and rather mute as he slips into his chair.
... Though bless Zelos for running his mouth; nothing like an asshole to get Sanji talking. He scoffs, hands in his pockets, like he plans to make his plate later]
Tch! Wish I could say the same for you. You keep finding new ways to prove how useless you are.
[ Pointedly ignoring Sanji, instead he takes the bottle of wine on the table and reaches for a spare glass from an unoccupied table setting. ]
Oh yeah, my hunnies cook stuff for me all the time. Valentines Day is the worst— homemade chocolate piled to the ceiling. I of course, never eat any of it though. Shouldn't eat food you don't trust, stranger danger and all.
[ All through this he's pouring wine into the glass he's acquired. And then he sets it down in front of Sanji, who already has his own glass? ]
Here— you drink two, because you're reaaally bringing down the vibe in here. So I'm gonna have to get you to loosen up, one way or another.
[Eyebrow twitching some, and not even because of the alcohol -- just that Zelos mentioned food he left to rot and it takes effort not to start a fight over that. Haha, silly pirate sensibilities.
Thankfully, he's also quickly distracted... by those two glasses filled with wine... thanks partner? Ugh. Sanji sighs so hard his eyes close tight, like he's warding off a headache. It's with that expression in place that he'll reach over, unpocket his left hand, and swipe the first glass up.
Knocks it back.
Briefly opens his eyes to find that other glass and same thing. Wine glass is grabbed, drinking the entire thing down.
After which he'll put the second glass down and sit back, pocketing his hand again to keep it warm. His visible eye slits open]
[ Zelos slides out of his chair and walks back towards the kitchen seeking out the harder stuff. ]
I'll babysit, you two get as drunk as you can bear. We'll test the limits.
[ When he returns he slowly inches the butt of a bottle of rum towards Sanji's face, smushing it against his cheek. ]
C'mon! This is a once in a murder castle chance to let your hair down proper. No one dies till Thursday and if anyone does try anything I'll protect the both of you!
[He's rolling his eyes at the both of ya. Like he wants to be drunk and vulnerable in front of them in particular. Surely nothing can go wrong here.
... Admittedly while he'd probably push back against Zelos, Jae-Ha does have a good point. He hates this week? Unwinding a little isn't the end of the world.
It's with a sigh that he seems to... relent, slouching further in his seat but not voicing anymore dissent.]
Fine, fine. We'll make a game out of it, as per the suggestion our handsome friend here made earlier.
[ The handsome friend is obviously Jae-ha. ]
You both have played never have I ever, right? Someone poses a scenario, if if you've never partaken in the hypothetical in question, you drink. I'll start! Never have I ever been with a man—
[ Oh since they don't have shot glasses, they're all gonna just have to drink from the same bottle, thanks!
Anyway, Zelos pushes the bottle towards the center of the table, making his answer clear and waiting for the other two to make their own answers known. ]
Sanji looks like he plans to put the bottle back on the table because OBVIOUSLY HE HAS BEEN WITH LADIES, only to pause, grimace, staring at the offending thing like it might bite him, glances away--
[ Zelos also does not drink, because obviously he has been laid by all kinds!
So naturally, he is watching Sanji expectantly, mostly so they can get this show on the road and Sanji can ask his question while he's still got some sobriety left in him.
Except. ]
Oh, man— don't tell me.
[ He doesn't even laugh? Not initially, at least. ]
Are you serious? You? Mr. Kisses the Ground every woman in this palace walks on? You've never?
[he was prepared for their laughter but instead they both look to him like Sanji just announced he was orphaned as a child. Holy shit this is much worse.]
O-oi, I'm just waiting for the right one!
[THIS IS SO FALSE SANJI FEELS BAD SAYING IT. Shitty seas. Blanching, he ducks his head.]
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But he's going to ignore Sanji's request and instead take the wine glasses now that Sanji's gotten ahold of the bottle, bringing them over to the table with a hum.]
Nope! Let's eat all together - I can't very well satisfy my curiosity with only one half of the question, can I? We'll take care of the glass later.
[THEY SHOULD EAT WHILE IT'S HOT
but then he's joining zelos at the table]
Oh? It suits your tastes? Do any of your adoring fans ever cook for you?
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He'll also make his way back to the table. Slowly, and rather mute as he slips into his chair.
... Though bless Zelos for running his mouth; nothing like an asshole to get Sanji talking. He scoffs, hands in his pockets, like he plans to make his plate later]
Tch! Wish I could say the same for you. You keep finding new ways to prove how useless you are.
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Oh yeah, my hunnies cook stuff for me all the time. Valentines Day is the worst— homemade chocolate piled to the ceiling. I of course, never eat any of it though. Shouldn't eat food you don't trust, stranger danger and all.
[ All through this he's pouring wine into the glass he's acquired. And then he sets it down in front of Sanji, who already has his own glass? ]
Here— you drink two, because you're reaaally bringing down the vibe in here. So I'm gonna have to get you to loosen up, one way or another.
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Look at that generosity at work. Do you think you'll be up for it, Chef?
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Thankfully, he's also quickly distracted... by those two glasses filled with wine... thanks partner? Ugh. Sanji sighs so hard his eyes close tight, like he's warding off a headache. It's with that expression in place that he'll reach over, unpocket his left hand, and swipe the first glass up.
Knocks it back.
Briefly opens his eyes to find that other glass and same thing. Wine glass is grabbed, drinking the entire thing down.
After which he'll put the second glass down and sit back, pocketing his hand again to keep it warm. His visible eye slits open]
Happy?
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[ Because ugh, how's he supposed to be HAPPY around Sanji of all people!! ]
Hey, brows— what's your alcohol tolerance like?
[ He looks to Jae-ha ]
Actually you too. It's kind of weird to imagine what you'd be like drunk since you're already so, y'know.
[ Zelos makes a vague gesture that means absolutely nothing and everything at all. ]
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Care to find out? We can make a game out of it.
[no,,]
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[IMMEDIATE VETO?]
I can barely stand one of you at a time; you expect me to deal with both of ya while you shits are intoxicated?
[Also he is not saying what his tolerance is, NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW >>]
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[ Zelos slides out of his chair and walks back towards the kitchen seeking out the harder stuff. ]
I'll babysit, you two get as drunk as you can bear. We'll test the limits.
[ When he returns he slowly inches the butt of a bottle of rum towards Sanji's face, smushing it against his cheek. ]
C'mon! This is a once in a murder castle chance to let your hair down proper. No one dies till Thursday and if anyone does try anything I'll protect the both of you!
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C'mon Sanji, why not? You've been through hell this week.
But come - Zelos, you should have at least a little bit. A glass of wine is supposed to be good for you, isn't it?
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... Admittedly while he'd probably push back against Zelos, Jae-Ha does have a good point. He hates this week? Unwinding a little isn't the end of the world.
It's with a sigh that he seems to... relent, slouching further in his seat but not voicing anymore dissent.]
Yeah, Red, you better partake.
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[ The handsome friend is obviously Jae-ha. ]
You both have played never have I ever, right? Someone poses a scenario, if if you've never partaken in the hypothetical in question, you drink. I'll start! Never have I ever been with a man—
[ Oh since they don't have shot glasses, they're all gonna just have to drink from the same bottle, thanks!
Anyway, Zelos pushes the bottle towards the center of the table, making his answer clear and waiting for the other two to make their own answers known. ]
NOW WITH CORRECT ANSWERS
He watches Sanji pleasantly instead.
Sanji made a bad choice tonight.]
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[Wow fuck both of ya. BOTH OF YA. If it weren't so obvious he'd be cheating, Sanji would keep his hands folded and out of the way.
... But alas, he squeezes his eyes shut and grabs the bottle by the neck, taking a swig]
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[ His smile is sharp. He turns to Jae-ha ]
Look, I'll keep this fair. You ask the next question, and then Brows over here can go.
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you know, it's pretty expected that sanji will drink at no gay sex but]
Why not cover all our bases?
Never have I ever been with a woman.
[he expects this to be a bust
he really does]
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Sanji looks like he plans to put the bottle back on the table because OBVIOUSLY HE HAS BEEN WITH LADIES, only to pause, grimace, staring at the offending thing like it might bite him, glances away--
All while his face starts to grow hot]
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So naturally, he is watching Sanji expectantly, mostly so they can get this show on the road and Sanji can ask his question while he's still got some sobriety left in him.
Except. ]
Oh, man— don't tell me.
[ He doesn't even laugh? Not initially, at least. ]
Are you serious? You? Mr. Kisses the Ground every woman in this palace walks on? You've never?
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I can't even offer to help with this one.
[send assistance
send outside assistance
send a beautiful woman]
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O-oi, I'm just waiting for the right one!
[THIS IS SO FALSE SANJI FEELS BAD SAYING IT. Shitty seas. Blanching, he ducks his head.]
Let's move on already!
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jae-ha will still reach out to take sanji's hand in between both of his]
I can be your right one.
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and just reaches over and takes a slow sip from the bottle.
I mean like? He's not opposed to being an observer? ]
Might be a once in a life time opportunity, Brows. You don't wanna' die a virgin, do you?
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[PULLING HIS HAND FREE.]
And hand over that bottle!
[Listen if he's going to die, he will die with honor. And a bloated liver.]
Moving on -- never have I ever been on a sky island!
[HE IS VENGEFUL AND WANTS JUSTICE.]
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[even like
one single ounce of shame in this room would be nice
but jae-ha will reach for the bottle even as he turns to zelos and sighs]
Look at what you did, now he's out to get us.
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[ Sure, sure he'll pay his dues and drink. Once his mouth is free from the bottle though, he turns to Sanji. ]
Don't think we're done talking about this! You've really never—
[ Zelos makes a circle with the fingers of one had and threads his pointer finger through it, the action punctuated with a click of his tongue. ]
My heart is breaking for you partner.
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