Sanji looks like he plans to put the bottle back on the table because OBVIOUSLY HE HAS BEEN WITH LADIES, only to pause, grimace, staring at the offending thing like it might bite him, glances away--
[ Zelos also does not drink, because obviously he has been laid by all kinds!
So naturally, he is watching Sanji expectantly, mostly so they can get this show on the road and Sanji can ask his question while he's still got some sobriety left in him.
Except. ]
Oh, man— don't tell me.
[ He doesn't even laugh? Not initially, at least. ]
Are you serious? You? Mr. Kisses the Ground every woman in this palace walks on? You've never?
[he was prepared for their laughter but instead they both look to him like Sanji just announced he was orphaned as a child. Holy shit this is much worse.]
O-oi, I'm just waiting for the right one!
[THIS IS SO FALSE SANJI FEELS BAD SAYING IT. Shitty seas. Blanching, he ducks his head.]
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you know, it's pretty expected that sanji will drink at no gay sex but]
Why not cover all our bases?
Never have I ever been with a woman.
[he expects this to be a bust
he really does]
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Sanji looks like he plans to put the bottle back on the table because OBVIOUSLY HE HAS BEEN WITH LADIES, only to pause, grimace, staring at the offending thing like it might bite him, glances away--
All while his face starts to grow hot]
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So naturally, he is watching Sanji expectantly, mostly so they can get this show on the road and Sanji can ask his question while he's still got some sobriety left in him.
Except. ]
Oh, man— don't tell me.
[ He doesn't even laugh? Not initially, at least. ]
Are you serious? You? Mr. Kisses the Ground every woman in this palace walks on? You've never?
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I can't even offer to help with this one.
[send assistance
send outside assistance
send a beautiful woman]
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O-oi, I'm just waiting for the right one!
[THIS IS SO FALSE SANJI FEELS BAD SAYING IT. Shitty seas. Blanching, he ducks his head.]
Let's move on already!
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jae-ha will still reach out to take sanji's hand in between both of his]
I can be your right one.
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and just reaches over and takes a slow sip from the bottle.
I mean like? He's not opposed to being an observer? ]
Might be a once in a life time opportunity, Brows. You don't wanna' die a virgin, do you?
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[PULLING HIS HAND FREE.]
And hand over that bottle!
[Listen if he's going to die, he will die with honor. And a bloated liver.]
Moving on -- never have I ever been on a sky island!
[HE IS VENGEFUL AND WANTS JUSTICE.]
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[even like
one single ounce of shame in this room would be nice
but jae-ha will reach for the bottle even as he turns to zelos and sighs]
Look at what you did, now he's out to get us.
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[ Sure, sure he'll pay his dues and drink. Once his mouth is free from the bottle though, he turns to Sanji. ]
Don't think we're done talking about this! You've really never—
[ Zelos makes a circle with the fingers of one had and threads his pointer finger through it, the action punctuated with a click of his tongue. ]
My heart is breaking for you partner.
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[Thank god his face can't get any redder or he'd be the same shade as Zelos' hair. Scoffing, Sanji turns his head away ]
Someone ask a question or I'm fuckin off.
[THIS EVENING WAS A MISTAKE]