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jae "lightly roasted dragon slut" ha ([personal profile] alttitude) wrote2018-06-12 01:03 pm

[ the three slutketeers ]

makes a catch-all will we use this more than once god i hope so

concasse: (ugh↠ you sound like fornicating goats)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-27 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[There is no other way to describe the emotion Zelos will feel through their connection besides "I am going to leave this room and let the puppets murder me out of spite for your morning wood"

To Jae-Ha, he just. Sighs. And cradles his head like he's got an impeding headache.]


Yeah, bring it over. I don't wanna waste your hard work.

[Sometimes he hates his iron clad principles.]
holybind: (89)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-27 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Thank you so much empathy link. Zelos doesn't even bother to explain, he just snorts, the beginnings of laughter punctuating the ends of his words. ]

What? You mad it wasn't for you, brows?

[ He doesn't get up, but he turns over so he can face the two of them and get an eyeful of whatever Jae-ha's brought.]

You sure went out of your way— do you not have anything better to do?
concasse: (embarrassed↠ die in a fire)

1/2

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-27 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[So first of all, Zelos can shut the fuck up. Sanji snarls some insult (pick one, Zelos has heard them all) before turning his attention on Jae-H and trying not to duck his head in moody discontent.]

Oi, you're exaggerating, I'm not that bad about it!
concasse: (grin↠ I use crest whitening)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-27 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
-- Oh, nice, you did a pretty good job on the fish.

[SWITCHING GEARS.

There is food to praise.

Taking his plate with a grin]


holybind: (58)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-27 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Zelos wrinkles his nose at Jae-ha's comment, crossing his arms as he leans against the headboard. He opens his mouth, pointing at it.]

If you're going to wake me up, barge into my room and then insult me, the least you can do is feed me yourself.

[ Zelos he already brought you food? ]

I'm injured Jae-ha, my eye is gone. Don't make me use utensils on my own when I'm sleep-deprived and half-blind!

[ he's been feeding himself all week ]
concasse: (annoyed↠ you smell; go away)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-27 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Sanji just

scoots

away

as far away as he can.]


Do not include me in whatever the fuck you two are doing.

[Taking a delicious bite of his fish, fuck you both.]
holybind: (63)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-27 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Zelos chews happily, and in between a mouthful of pancake: ]

Shut up, don't be such a downer.

[ Zelos peeks around Jae-ha to look at Sanji ]

Feed him too Jae-ha.
concasse: (stfu↠ asdfghkjl; to you too)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-27 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
I am not a two-year-old infant!

[REFUSING??

REFUSING.]


Unlike him, I got two fully operational hands!
holybind: (35)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-28 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Zelos purposefully ignores everything going on around him, and chews on his food thoughtfully instead. He takes an extra amount of time to swallow just to spite Sanji and then, he finally bothers giving them his attention. ]

Hey, Jae-ha! I think he's jealous that we're not paying enough attention to him.
concasse: (stfu↠ Imma beat you ugly)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-29 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Jae-Ha if you take his side, I'm kicking you straight outta this bed.

[BristliNG LIKE A WET CAT.

PROCEED WITH CAUTION.]
holybind: (82)

[personal profile] holybind 2018-06-29 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Man, shut up will you?

[ And before Sanji can retort, Zelos skewers a large forkful of pancake, crawls over Jae-ha and shoves it right into Sanji's mouth. ]