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jae "lightly roasted dragon slut" ha ([personal profile] alttitude) wrote2018-06-06 06:39 pm

[ sanji & jae-ha have dinner dates ]

i'll put something pretty and gay here later!!
concasse: (scowl↠ it's like smoking tar)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-25 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hn.

[For a moment that's all he says without looking particularly convinced. Or more that it's not a conclusion he wants to dwell on.

Regardless--]


I suppose if he helps him keep his shit in order, I got no right to complain.

[So why does he still feel so irritable? Jeez.]
concasse: (ugh↠ you sound like fornicating goats)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-25 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
No, I meant--

[Mmmr. Taking that bottle and taking a large, large swig that burns the back of his throat]

Have you met me? S'not like I'm shy about being pissed off.

[...]

But I meant it. Bastard's terrible at expressing himself normally, he probably needs someone to...
concasse: (ugh ↠ ya'll need jesus)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-26 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I will murder you and no one will find your body when I'm finished.
concasse: (meh↠ why aren't you a woman?)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-26 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Jae-Ha is talking to the romantic who would absolutely pour out his soul during pillow talk, complete with poetry he wrote earlier

... He's gotta take another swig of that bottle]


concasse: (embarrassed↠ die in a fire)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-26 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
FUCK OFF I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS SHIT FROM YOU--!

[Jesus wept his face is the color of red ink, starting with his ears.

RIP]
concasse: (pout↠ still didn't get laid)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-26 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[They are lucky Sanji doesn't drop the bottle during Jae-Ha's smothering attempt.]

You're the one laughing!

[SLIGHTLY lowering his voice. Just a bit.]
concasse: (neutral↠ my you have a small penis)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-26 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
... What the hell does that have to do with anything.

[At this point he's grumbling for the sake of it, having already seen where Jae-Ha is getting with that comment. A sigh, as he pulls the pillow off his face]

All this shitty fuss... I'm kicking his ass later for making me go through this.
concasse: (talk↠ discussing the good times)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-26 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
... Heh.

Well, I can dream, can't I?

It'd be nice if he found someone to trust.
concasse: (annoyed↠ you smell; go away)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-27 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[yeah Jae-Ha maybe shut up]

Bite me, I'm working on it!

[...]

By which I mean, don't you fuckin dare bite me, I'll kick your teeth out.
concasse: (meh↠ I'd rather be in a brothel)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-27 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[HE CORRECTED HIMSELF, LET HIM LIVE.

Also why is everyone after his V-card???]


Listen, I can't afford to kill you, get convicted, and leave Zelos unsupervised for even a day.

Don't start with me, shithead.
concasse: (stare↠ oh hunny red is not your color)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-27 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Aaaarching his brows some.]

You that much of a playboy, eh?

[Funny, he figured Jae-Ha would like to settle down... Or at least have a partner that could keep up with him.]
concasse: (wut↠ y'know jesus died for your sins)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-27 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Siiiigh]

Oi, I'm too lazy to pick the truth outta ya. You want me to get nosy or no?

[He's so blunt...]
concasse: (glance↠ pretty sure that's illegal)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-27 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Not that he expected a different answer, but... hm.

Glancing Jae-Ha over in obvious concern before he huffs and leans back into the couch.]


Right, well. Gonna hold you to that.

[... Huh.

He's in a better mood.]

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