alttitude: (» i hold a california state record)
jae "lightly roasted dragon slut" ha ([personal profile] alttitude) wrote2018-06-06 06:39 pm

[ sanji & jae-ha have dinner dates ]

i'll put something pretty and gay here later!!
concasse: (pout↠ still didn't get laid)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-10 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[THIS FACE, Jae-Ha, he knows damn well you're full of shit and just messing with him.

He'd also rather dump his face in lava than admit the truth so here he is, huffing and returning to a greased pan, already cooking up the vegetables he diced earlier.]


Same to you. Must be nice strolling out of death row.
concasse: (meh↠ I'd rather be in a brothel)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-12 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Tch, I swear you're a one-trick pony.

[Every other phrase out of this guy's mouth is suspect. Sanji wonders what it says that he can't even be angry about it right now.]

Just don't get your neck stuck in the noose again. Cardia-chan was really worried!
concasse: (neutral↠ hit the road sonny)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-12 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Tch, you deserved to be rattled, making cute girls cry like that.

[No mercy from Sanji. And besides, focusing on Cardia's tears mean they don't need to discuss... anything else.]

... But it's fine. You're not dead, so she can go to bed tonight relieved.
concasse: (neutral↠ thinking)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-12 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
We're being shoved in a high stakes game where anyone one of us could die in a week.

[A distant shrug]

I don't blame any of 'em for getting attached... most of 'em have never had to think about death like this before, either.
concasse: (angry↠ fuck off piss ant)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-12 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Like hell!

[N E V E R]

Do I look attached to you?!

[Somewhere in a corner of the castle, Cardia is shaking her head in disappointment]
concasse: (rage↠ shuddap asshole)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-12 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cue a montage of the next five minutes where Sanji tries to beat Jae-Ha up]
concasse: (ugh↠ stop squeezing my ass)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-12 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Cue a minute of Sanji trying to beat Jae-Ha up and then getting in a hit and immediately starting a cease-fire when Jae-Ha leers at him.]