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jae "lightly roasted dragon slut" ha ([personal profile] alttitude) wrote2018-06-06 06:39 pm

[ sanji & jae-ha have dinner dates ]

i'll put something pretty and gay here later!!
concasse: (irritated↠ eyes closed)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-10 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[So. Many. Questions. Most of them probably not relevant. Sanji's frown is set in stone, though, it doesn't bulge even at Jae-Ha's request.

God, he needs a cigarette]


... At least you're not planning to lie down and accept shit.
concasse: (neutral↠ profile shot)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-10 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

Oi, listen.

[...]

Not likely to happen, but if we could switch places somehow... would you take it?
concasse: (distraught↠ god I messed up)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-10 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
[yeah... of course he wouldn't.

Sanji is also going to be super helpful and not elaborate at ALL. So. Y'know.

Your turn to question if you want it, Jae-Ha.]
concasse: (stfu↠ asdfghkjl; to you too)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-10 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I don't, asshole!

[Well Sanji's yelling so he must be in a better mood.]

It was hypothetical! I had to test your shitty resolve.




[MmMmMMM BULLSHIT YOU DID, CHEF]
concasse: (ugh↠ you sound like fornicating goats)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-10 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm being serious! I don't wanna die.

Especially not in a shitty place like this.
concasse: (neutral↠ stand tall)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-10 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

Alright, I retract that offer.

[If it's because of Jae-Ha's words or simply Sanji bowing out of that particular convo, who can say? He's glancing off in the distance, looking a little tired.]

What do you want for dinner?
concasse: (neutral↠ whelp you sure are dead)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-10 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Comfort food, then. Except what Sanji makes for his crew is very specific to their tastes, build on over a year of hard earned trust and sentiment.

-- He can't. Not right now.

So he compromises, and though he doesn't know where Jae-Ha hails from, the smells might be... familiar. Steamed dumplings, yaki mandu, tofu soup... he stick to the theme with a chef's intuition, and just hope it does its job.]
concasse: (neutral↠ stand tall)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-10 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Was it?

[Heh... Something to be thankful for. Once everything's finished, Sanji lays out the plates and dishes, scooting them in Jae-Ha's direction]

Go on... eat up.
concasse: (worried↠ puppy face)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-10 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
... Alright.

[-- And before Sanji can even open his mouth again, he's already clenched his jaw and shoved the words down his throat, all the way down to his feet, past gravity where they'll never see light.

But he can sit and share a meal. And pretend it's not gonna be the last]
concasse: (meh↠ I'd rather be in a brothel)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-10 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Jesus he ruined the whole mood in one strike.

This is why Sanji hates men.]


I don't wanna think about something so gruesome while I eat!

[...]

I mean, probably a thanks for everyone for putting up with my shit.
concasse: (smirk↠ oh we have fun)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-11 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[... The honest truth?]

I hope they liked my food enough to remember it.
concasse: (bored↠ a lullaby on nails)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-06-11 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Just... rolling his eyes. REMINDER TO NEVER BE HONEST WITH THIS GUY]

Yeah yeah.

[Pulling up a plate of food so he can... pick at it a little.]

And you? What last words would you pull out of your ass?

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