[ sanji & jae-ha, tuesday evening ]

[alttitude]

[ - presumably after Sanji's had some time to sit down to Jae-ha and Gi-Gan. It's toward the evening, when everyone is headed off to sleep, but Jae-ha takes a moment to grab Sanji's attention.]

Sir Chef! Let's have a chat.

[and as if to make his intentions a bit more serious, he adds:]

Pirate to pirate.

Comments

[concasse]

She's not my captain.

[Just. Establishing that right off the bat, and there would be a note of callousness if not for his next admittance:]

... But I don't like people raising a hand against women, so if I see any shit going down, I'll put it stop to it.

[1/2]

[alttitude]

I don't know if you'd be able to handle her as your captain. [right back at you!!] Though you're always free to try.

[alttitude]

[that said,]

... thank you.

[the relief is painfully obvious.]

[concasse]

I ain't doing it for you! It's for the lady's sake, got it?

[Keep your thanks and your smile, Sanji doesn't want 'em]

... And anyways, I can't say I wouldn't be pissed off if my captain was here.

["My captain" -- which answers that joke of Jae-Ha's.

Sanji doesn't stray.]

Between the two of us, you got the shorter end of the stick.

[Sanji... misses his crew. More than a couple of handpicked words can express. But they're not here, in danger, and he won't have to have his faith tested, either, wanting desperately to believe Luffy would save him while having to stay realistic.]

[alttitude]

[NOPE, HE STILL APPRECIATES IT.]

You're not wrong. I haven't been able to see her in months... but I could've waited longer if it meant that she wasn't a part of all this.

[it's the greater of two evils, no doubt]

She can take care of herself but... I'd rather not have had to worry about it at all.

I answered this tag in my head and forgot to hit send

[concasse]

... Months?

[Rather odd, for a crew mate to be away from his captain that long, unless there's a decent story to go with it.]

And, well... just keep an eye on her. Seems like she'd kick your shitty ass if you start hovering, but just making sure she makes it to her room...

[The small stuff, but the most important]

A MYSTERY

[alttitude]

I was going to do that already. She doesn't need me to hover, but it's easier under the guise of not having time with her for a while.

[That said - ]

Oh, she's an ex-pirate captain, even if she's just as staunch about the spirit of it at heart. But I've known her for so long that calling her anything else feels... wrong.

[concasse]

If you two consider yourselves ex-pirates, did you accomplish what you set out to do?

[Sanji knows of men who just hang up their flags out of cowardice, or exhaustion, or their spirits being too thin to manage another voyage...

Neither Gi-gan or Jae-Ha seem the type, though.]

[alttitude]

An excellent guess.

[though they're probably entering the kitchen about now? and jae-ha just turns back to sanji with a smile and also sooort of leaning in to invade his personal space]

Are you finally admitting your interest in us?

[in me]

[concasse]

Shithead, like I'd ever have interest in you!

[KICKING??

KICKING!!

Get the fuck out of his way before he mangles you with his feet, asshole.]

I only wanna hear about your captain! Just turns out you're a two-for-one deal, and I'm playing nice!

[alttitude]

Oh, that feels rather good. ♥

[GROSS PERVERT

but he'll move aside because he wants to be fed.....]

I don't mind if you want to play rough either.

[concasse]

-- What the hell is wrong with you?!

[Just. Gonna. Quickly dart into the kitchen.

Don't follow him, pervert]

Just be quiet for two shitty seconds!

[alttitude]

[HE'S FOLLOWING]

I could've sworn you wanted to know about me and Captain Gi-Gan...!

[concasse]

QUIET OR I'LL FUCKIN PAINT YOUR INSIDES AGAINST THE WALLS.

[alttitude]

[He doesn't speak.

Instead he mouths:

'Promise? ♥']

1/2

[concasse]

[W-why is he being punished...?

God, what did he do??

Answer him--!]

[concasse]

[So y'know what? Sanji is going to take refuge in the tried and true silent treatment, stomping into the kitchen without so much as a backward glance.

+_+ He hates you, Jae-Ha.

He hates you the most.]

[alttitude]

[sorry but jae-ha's laughing

he is

sanji's discomfort is funny......]

A clam chowder this time sounds delicious!

[concasse]

-- Just shut up and sit down somewhere!

[Wow that silent treatment did not last]

[alttitude]

Shall I set the table? What's your preferred wine?

[it's a date]

[concasse]

I'll let you set the table as long as you don't make one date joke.

[Fight him]

[alttitude]

Only because you acknowledged I can make them. ♥

[so he won't say anymore

out loud!]

[concasse]

[... He still really wants to kick that smug face in.

Instead, Sanji blows out a sigh, relaxing his shoulders as he finally relents and tells Jae-Ha the wine he wants him to fetch. Something that will pair perfectly with clam chowder, of course.

No, he didn't forget that request. He's already at the kitchen fridge, fetching the cream, the butter, and everything else]

I swear, you're as bad for my nerves as my captain.

[alttitude]

[yaaaaay.

jae-ha will set the table easily, for two. he refrains the urge to grab flowers. candles.

... he might look for candles? but like. subtly.]

Oh? Then you like me more than I thought.

[because sanji must follow and stick with his captain for a reason - ]

What are they like?

[concasse]

An idiot.

[Just right off the bat, easy as you please, breezing back and forth to the different counters he's stocked with food]

Constantly in my way, annoying me, demanding food, won't take no for an answer even when I try to kick him overboard.