[ jae-ha & akechi ruin everything ]

[alttitude]

i'll put something pretty here later probably!!

just kidding it's a directory like i promised

swapping the neon furniture around
[maury voice] who's the father pt. 1
which leads to pt. 2

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week 0, tuesday

[alttitude]

[during one of the meal times, jae-ha and akechi have probably been sitting somewhere by each other??? or at least, akechi is within sight of jae-ha

to the point that jae-ha will pick up his meal and move to sit right opposite akechi

no preamble:]

So are you a fan of Sousei's?

[doublecrows]

[fuck]

I'm sorry? Is there a reason you'd think that?

[alttitude]

[just

an obvious gesture to the right side of his face and easily:]

They're identical - but they weren't there last week. Are you hoping it'll give you good luck for avoiding a difficult fate...?

[doublecrows]

[askfoas nnnnnngh???]

They're a product of the wishing well. Of course they weren't here last week.

Are they identical? I haven't taken the time to compare. . .

[alttitude]

He has a beautiful face - it'd be so sad to miss a single detail. ♥

[gross]

So I can say with confidence that they're the exact same.

[doublecrows]

[just]

[casually]

[lifts a cup to his lips and takes a sip]

What a coincidence.

[alttitude]

[and still like he's making casual conversation - ]

So what did you wish for?

[doublecrows]

[equally as casual in return]

I wished to surpass my father in greatness. Ambition can be a folly.

[1/uh]

[alttitude]

[but:]

What does that have to do with Sousei?

[alttitude]

[he continues to stare at akechi, curiosity obvious and then he realizes]

[alttitude]

[the hair]

[alttitude]

[the beautiful bone structure]

[alttitude]

[THE SOCIAL INEPTITUDE]

oh i'm done

[alttitude]

Sousei's your father?!

[doublecrows]

[oh]

[my]

[fuck]

[I hate that I'm not playing a sassier character b/c I can think of so many funny ways to run with this but Akechi is a KILLJOY so he just kind of sits there, staring at Jae-Ha, with the icon's expression on his features]

[what]

[alttitude]

[this is jae-ha trying to do math]

But he's—

And you're—

How old is he?

Is this more magic?

[EXPLAIN,,]

I feel like everything I know is wrong.

[doublecrows]

[. . .]

[silently takes another sip of his tea]

[alttitude]

[he seems to think about it for another few seconds before he stands]

One moment.

[and turns to leave]

I'll ask Sousei.

[doublecrows]

[YOU KNOW WHAT]

[that'd be hilarious]

Please do tell me what he says.

[alttitude]

[he waves

he'll be back with a report




this isn't going to go well]

[doublecrows]

[I SAW YOUR PLURK DANA I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IT IS ACTUALLY GOING SWIMMINGLY]

[Akechi can't wait to hear the results]

[alttitude]

[jae-ha's back from seeing sousei

and he sits and smiles]

It's heartwarming to think that the castle would be kind enough to reunite father and son.

[doublecrows]

[. . .]

I see your conversation with Sousei-san went well.

[alttitude]

It did. He likely didn't think he could bother to keep many lies from his partner. I'm just surprised that I didn't notice the resemblance sooner.

[doublecrows]

[jiiiii. now he wants to know wtf they talked about!!]

. . . I suppose it's an easy resemblance to miss.

[he feels like he's being messed with aaaah]

[alttitude]

[haha]

So why do you still call him Sousei-san? The thing you add at the end - it's a little formal, isn't it?

[he's heard a couple of variations and has tried to figure it out based on what other people are doing]

[doublecrows]

Yes, it's formal. It's a way of designating polite distance between yourself and someone else. I don't know him that well, after all.

[alttitude]

That's a shame. You should start. You have so much in common.

[sort of]

[doublecrows]

Do we. . .

[he's only getting to know Sousei to USE HIM obvs??]

[alttitude]

You do.

You're both fairly bad at people, for one.

I wonder if it's something to do with duty?

[doublecrows]

[PUNK!!]

I can't answer that question for Sousei-san, but I can say I'm quite devoted to my work.